BACHELOR PARTY EXPLAINED
My bachelor party is coming up, and while my fiancé and I have the type of relationship where we talk openly about these things and set expectations (links other than this type are not recommended for marriage, by the way), I fear Brides readers might become worried by the many articles describing bachelor parties as booze-addled stripper fests. So here’s the truth.
He’s a nice guy, sure, but we just want to party. Saying
“goodbye” to the groom on his “last night of freedom” is our excuse to gather
for some quality male bonding in the form of drinking and replicating the
socially irresponsible behaviors that forged our friendships back in high
school or college. We mock the groom, taunt him for all he’s about to give up,
and call it a roast to justify it just like the good old days! More visit: Massachusetts stripper
Yes, we drink precisely as much as you think. A bachelor
party is just a bender masquerading as a legitimate celebration, where any
minor event is cause for drinking. Sex is a significant component always
associated with bachelor parties, but it’s typically the idea of sex than
actual sex. The guys who are already married or in relationships watch and live
vicariously as the single guys try to pick up girls.
The only guys try to goad the attached guys into doing
something they shouldn’t and this is where we remind you to tell your guy what makes
you uncomfortable before turning him loose in the wild. But it’s more drinking
than anything else, in case you were worried.
In college, it was easy to eat trash and slam cheap beers
for 48 hours straight. That was called “the weekend.” Now? That spicy chicken
sandwich isn’t nearly as good going down as we remember, and it’s sure to be
even worse coming back up. This doesn’t stop us from going for the gusto all
the same, and the results are foul.
Nobody showers, the floors are covered with empty beer cans
and hot dog bits, and the entire place smells like stale cigarettes, gym socks,
and shame. Even though we’re all drunk, one idiot will inevitably take it too
far and force everyone to treat him like a baby and make sure he doesn’t get
arrested. Eventually, we all start to hope he actually does get arrested.
Also, the girls should probably be able to guess who that
guy is. Don’t let your guy be that guy. This will perhaps happen during a
drunken belly flop contest, arm wrestling match, or go-kart crash. Most likely,
after a fight breaks out for no immediately apparent reason.
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